|
| And in no particular order,
Mister E, really?
Miss J #2 is an aggressive go-getter
Mister A, I think you could use more training
Miss J #1, perhaps you should check with Owner L?
Mister R #1, I don't think you understand
Mister R #2 is not familiar with the issues
Miss T, don't you love a challenge?
Owner L, I don't think that can be implemented :(
ex-Mister T, you want me to take care of that? =3
ex-Mister S, excuse me, sir?
ex-Miss H, I wasn't involved with that project
ex-Mister C, so you weren't happy with it? ^.^
Translation
And here's the link for the original picture haha
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a274/Ellora/xanga/humanresource.jpg
But no really, I love you all.... except for the one that I want to choke to death heheeee ^.~
Big ups to curry for posting this one on FB where I stoled it XD | | |
| maf: so wrong i purchase one oven from you how much does it cost 2 camels JoJo: no... 2 camels too expensive! 1 camel and 1 goat maf: you want which half! maf: top half or bottom half no lower! camel or you get nothign! JoJo: how about i throw in one sheep skin? maf: no now go pick up my camel poop | | |
| which all equals to frustrated!
"Do you know what it feels like to live in a rut? It's like a grave with both ends kicked out."
One of these days I'm gonna buy myself a plane ticket to the Isle of Man in England or anywhere in Germany, rent a supercar, get onto the road or autobahn, then put my foot down on the accelerator and not lift since there is no speed limit. Then, invariably, I will end up killing myself in a fiery ball of wreckage by flying off the road or crashing into a german lorry.
Just found this old Leona Lewis song. Happy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mt7Nfq1CJc
Someone once told me that you have to choose what you win or lose, you can’t have everything
And, don’t you take chances, you might feel the pain
Don’t you love in vain ’cause love won’t set you free
I could stand by the side and watch this life pass me by
So unhappy, but safe as could be
So what if it hurts me So what if I break down
So what if this world just throws me off the edge, my feet run outta ground
I gotta find my place I wanna hear my sound
Don’t care about all the pain in front of me
'Cause I'm just trying to be happy, yeah
Just wanna be happy, yea
Holding on tightly Just can’t it let go
Just trying to play my role Slowly disappear, oh
Well, all these days they feel like they’re the same
Just different faces Different names
Get me outta here
Well, I can’t stand by your side Ooh, no
And watch this life pass me by, pass me by
So what if it hurts me
So what if I break down
So what if this world just throws me off the edge, my feet run outta ground
I gotta find my place I wanna hear my sound
Don’t care about all the pain in front of me
'Cause I’m just trying to be happy
Oh, happy, ooh
So many turns that I can't see, like I'm a stranger on this road, but don't say victim, don't say anything
So what if it hurts me
So what if I break down
So what if this world just throws me off the edge-my feet run out of ground
I gotta find my place I wanna hear my sound
Don’t care about all the pain in front of me I just wanna be happy
Ooh yeah Happy oh happy
I just wanna be
I just wanna be happy
Whatever. Moving on.
I feel much better now that I've downloaded the Noble M600 brochure off their website. Hmmm if I had my pick I'd buy one in black or gunmetal black. Yes yes keep dreaming. How much of a prat would I look like if I was wearing Noble motoring clothing but not drive the car. Btw parents, if your child likes cars, they want the car, not the miscellaneous and useless memorabilia branded with the car's logo on it. No I don't want the bloody keychain for my birthday I want the car damnit!
Now, after I've wrung out all the emo inside of me for now, it's time to laugh, cuz we all need something to be happy about. (Perhaps I am the only one who is laughing) Normal service has been resumed!
Ms. Lady from Ontario, might I just point out, that this car is a Porsche COCKster, driven by tossers. Nuff said.
Sweetie, even the birds agree with me. Death to all smart cars. And death to all hybrids! And death to all diesel cars, and death to all Porsches, and American cars, and... ok I could go on forever. Next!
(Btw, if you're ever bored at work, go look up the Smart Crossblade. You'll understand when you see it.)
New body kit! For free!
Audi:Your move, BMW.
BMW: Checkmate
Audis and Beemers. Hate them both. Driven by accountants with a pole up their back bottom.
In all honesty, if there was a Ford Mustang behind me, I'd be thinking the same thing. Cuz I hate them too!
Officer, I was going 180mph because there were missiles chasing my car! Al Qaeda has sent WOMD to KILL ME! DO SOMETHING! Bush would have!
Also, if you get caught going that fast in the states it's automatic jail. So don't try it. Can someone buy me missile balloons, with Toyota TRD branding for my next b-day? j/k
| | |
| Ok that's not necessarily true but I am leaving the province for a while. However I'll be back soon. When? I don't know because the plane ticket hasn't been booked yet. Soon! Maybe a couple of weeks? Where am I going? Away. Now, no one is allowed to say that I never tell them anything about my comings or goings! Ever consider the fact that I hate leaving Vancouver and how I really don't want to discuss it? Anyways, don't worry I'm always just a FB or text msg away.
Speaking of which, these kinds of things, I hate them the most.
"Designed to be a tool for communication, but is actually used as an instrument to test the intimacy between people."
Moving on!
Lots to talk about in the post!
The neighbors have been driving me stark raving mad lately. I can hear them CLEARLY through my window. Always arguing, always screaming at each other. It's too hot if I close the windows; probably why they have their windows open too. The lesson to be learnt here is not that you shouldn't annoying the hell out of JoJo, it's your own house after all, but that you shouldn't talk about such idiotic and vapid things all the time. Even the people listening will feel ashamed for you. If you must shout at the top of your lungs and disturb your neighbors, then please ATTEMPT to censor yourself and give me a modicum of peace and quiet. Respect; there is none here. I have to jack up my music to drown you out, then I feel bad.
Oh, you say I should go and knock on their door and tell them nicely to be quiet. Fine, you try reasoning with people who scream at each other all the time. Do it. There is a saying in Chinese, "江山易改，本性難移". It is easier to move mountains than to change a person's character. These people are stuck in their ways and I am not willing to move mountains for them. Whenever I am outside the house, I can hear them. Maybe I should resort to leaving angry, passive-aggressive notes on their front door for the whole street to see. That seems to be the trend nowadays. ~end sarcasm Anyways, I have a feeling that if I talk to them, they'd be quiet for a bit then start yelling again. Waste my breath.
Pffftttt actually, what I'm doing now is somewhat passive-aggressive haha.
Next! (I told you this was a long post.)
I've been burning through a lot of snacks lately. I love sweets. If I could eat sweets all day and not be sick of them then I'd do it. Anyhow, I have always been a fan of Milky candies from Fujiya. You know, the Peko girl. They came out with a macha flavored candy!
Oh oooh and I even got a special wrapper. Well, I'm not entirely sure if it's a special one or not. But once I did get a special wrapper with their normal candy. Dunno if I still have it. Knowing me, I collect all sorts of useless junk. Apparently candy wrappers being one of them.
Eh you see the yukata there!?
And then that got me thinking, what if someone made macha flavored Gitanes!
PLUS
= Perfect!
I just realized this post has gotten more and more stupid... so I will stop writing it now..
| | |
|
